01 10 / 2014
Jason Mantzoukas better be sitting down to re-watch Gilmore Girls on Netflix like RIGHT NOW or everything I thought I knew about the world was wrong
26 9 / 2014
AND I DON’T REALIZE THE OTHER PERSON IS ALL LIKE:
This is accurate.
this is my entire life now
26 9 / 2014
Today was my last day before I move to a new floor and people were very nice to me and gave me flowers but the antibiotics are making me feel queasy and my weird flu rash is still there and still feels hot which is GROSS and now I have to move on to a new thing where people don’t know me and kinda prove myself and feel lost for a while so not super looking forward to that but I do get to be 9-5 instead of 8-4 from now on
25 9 / 2014
I got a flu shot on Tuesday and now I have some sort of infection in my arm or something for which I have to take 7 days worth of antibiotics.
I TRUSTED YOU, SCIENCE
24 9 / 2014
I was proactive and got a flu shot at work yesterday and today discovered I am having a REACTION (a weird swollen rash thing?) that I was all “Oh the flu shot people will totally tell me it’s fine and to calm down” but instead they were all “Let’s take your temperature and circle your rash and come back tomorrow because we have to track what is happening”
WHAT IS HAPPENING