22 8 / 2014

"But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney, and that guy who calls me Bill…"

22 8 / 2014

I’ve had that thing at work where I don’t really have anything to do all week

I’m really not very good at that

21 8 / 2014

best buzzfeed list yet

(Source: teapayne, via soshshouldshouldshouldshoul)

21 8 / 2014

Me: Do you have any questions or concerns?
Her: Anything?
Me: Sure, anything. If I don’t know the answer I’ll try to find out.
Her: Why did they de-classify Pluto as a planet?

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21 8 / 2014

The Simpsons marathon HAS BEGUN

16 8 / 2014

had a dream last night that I was one of those “I didn’t know I was pregnant” ladies and found out I was like 9 months pregnant and then started having contractions while I was at work

then I woke up and realized I really, really, really had to pee

16 8 / 2014

feeling shame mixed with righteous indignation when your vet tells you your cat gained three pounds in the last year and weighs far too much (seventeen pounds!) 

DON’T YOU FAT SHAME MY CAT

15 8 / 2014

Stumbled upon a yelp thread seeking answers about crab rangoon and found this post from an “Agent Scully” who left this and never posted any reviews.
The (rangoon) truth is out there.

Stumbled upon a yelp thread seeking answers about crab rangoon and found this post from an “Agent Scully” who left this and never posted any reviews.

The (rangoon) truth is out there.

(Source: yelp.com)

14 8 / 2014

michaelmidnight:

So Say We All

michaelmidnight:

So Say We All

13 8 / 2014

"

What were the protesters in Ferguson actually protesting on Sunday night? More than the death of an innocent black man, they were protesting the very disposability of the Black Body. The disposition of ‘ontological death’, meaning what constitutes a ‘full person’ (by any interpretation) is not recognized in the black population of America by the prevailing social institutions. So little significance does the Black Body hold that the media would rather talk about broken windows and burned out corner stores than the death of a living, breathing, human being.

The murder of Michael Brown was not a coincidence nor is it unrelated in the scope of American history. It must be contextualized in a long and ongoing lineage of violence against the Black Body and specifically that national oppression of Black peoples which works on behalf of the racist white supremacist capitalism of the United States. Michael Brown wasn’t the first innocent Black man to be murdered by racist pigs and he won’t be the last if we cannot change the course of the future.

There is a war being waged right now against the most basic existence of an entire population, and it’s happening on your street. The systemic oppression of the black population is integral to the very development of the United States as has been observed historically. Black people were and still are the free labor, they were and still are the most poor and vulnerable, they were and still are the ‘societal excess’ by which every ‘symptom’ of capital accumulation could be blamed upon. The war against the Black community is an ‘American war’ in the most authentic sense of the phrase.

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