01 9 / 2014

Mork and Mindy marathon

31 8 / 2014

just saw someone walk past my bathroom window (I’m on the third floor) because I guess they’re using the fire escape to get to the roof

HEADS UP GUYS THAT’S TERRIFYING

31 8 / 2014

Becky: I’m already 21, I’m too old
Roseanne: To marry Jerry Seinfeld, yes…

31 8 / 2014

very excited that I still have two full days to clean and eat and watch multiple Roseanne marathons on WE 

29 8 / 2014

I have had Mulholland Drive sitting on my desk from Netflix for over a month and I am going to god damn watch it this weekend 

27 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

I practically yelled the phrase “The fistula is going to be FINE, GEORGETTE” into the phone at a colleague today so I really need someone to appreciate the chaos spiral that is my life

27 8 / 2014

Started a hardcore flirt game with the new home care rep who is like a baby-faced beach bro type a few weeks ago and totally thought things were going okay except he discreetly worked the phrase “my girlfriend” into a conversation yesterday

Somebody give me directions to the burn ward

26 8 / 2014

(Source: bedabug, via msenjoli)

26 8 / 2014

but when you’ve worked yourself up into a panicky frenzy from reading too far into the List of Medical Ethics Cases wikipedia page because you think that ethics is cool (is anything cool? the answer is no) the Big Bang Theory is a good way to forget that life is horrifying