22 7 / 2014

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

I am not exaggerating when I say that if Weird Al were available I would marry him RIGHT NOW

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

I am not exaggerating when I say that if Weird Al were available I would marry him RIGHT NOW

(via cognitivedissonance)

22 7 / 2014

I went to see Mamma Mia! with my mom because we’re rubes.

She got upset that they weren’t gonna do Waterloo but they did

Then I bought a bunch of clothing from Old Navy because BIRTHDAY

20 7 / 2014

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

(via face-down-asgard-up)

19 7 / 2014

If I were to be admitted to the hospital today, my admission note would read “28 year old female with no significant past medical history.” Sometimes it’s hard to remember that there are so many things to be thankful for, one of them being that (at least for right now) I have a body that works. (Which is not to speak less of people who have bodies that are different than mine, but is instead just an internal reminder to appreciate things while they’re here. Instead of after they’re gone, because one day they will be gone.)

My favorite part of today was getting a package from my brother in the mail while I was on the phone with him, and realizing as I opened it that he had bought me two graphic novels I already own. I would feel bad about telling him but a few years ago I accidentally bought him the same DVD for his birthday two years in a row, so at this point we’re just even.

My second favorite thing is having people write on my facebook wall and post one arrested development gif, two kids in the hall references, and one reference to that Tom Jones/bird video. (Also one cat picture and one beat boxing flute video?). It’s refreshing to know I’m the friend everyone is like “oh she’s really into TV and the internet and funny things” because I AM. YOU REALLY GET ME, INTERNET

18 7 / 2014

it’s my birthday tomorrow and I feel weird about it

17 7 / 2014

abedder:

RIP you glorious, glorious lady

abedder:

RIP you glorious, glorious lady

16 7 / 2014

tavie:

this is so good, this is so so good.

16 7 / 2014

This past week and a half I’ve been staying at work at least an hour late if not more and I’m turning 28 on Saturday but I don’t care because all I want is to sit on a couch and not move for like a whole day

16 7 / 2014

sofapizza:

they were working on it the whole time

(Source: rach-maninov, via fatmanatee)

14 7 / 2014

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)