29 7 / 2014
Me: (walks in on a dude as he is on the phone with his girlfriend, who he was living with before coming to the hospital 3 days ago. He hangs up, calling her “mi amor”)
Dude: Hey so I need you to find me a place to live for a few days, because my girlfriend is mad at me
28 7 / 2014
"I read only young adult. I just feel like it gets me. Both TV and literature that is aimed at girls who are about fifteen, sixteen years old seems to be my sweet spot for where I am, emotionally, as well."
28 7 / 2014
The thing where you spend all day trying to get someone back to the nursing home they came from and then the insurance turns out to be a bunch of jerks who make you wait until 4:45 just to tell you they’re not going to authorize it today
And then all the doctors and the nurse and the case manager all want to know in detail what exactly went wrong and how and why
28 7 / 2014
I’ve been trying for at least a year to find a “lateral” internal position to move into, mostly to get away from my shitty case manager (who is not unlike an emotionally abusive work partner) and the shitty pilot program they have us doing.
After two failed tries, an interview with a new manager and a lot of sneaking around and finagling I literally was on the phone with an HR person today who told me, VERBATIM “Congrats! I’m gonna send you the job offer as soon as I confirm the start date in your new position with your manager.”
Then half an hour later the manager paged me and was like “Oh someone with more seniority might want to apply we have to see what we can do, I’ll get back to you….”
I SWEAR TO GOD
25 7 / 2014
Patient who is on methadone called the nursing home I got him into (after spending like an hour getting him accepted and an hour and a half getting him insurance authorization) and told them that he’s gonna need a higher dose when he gets there
so then they were all “NOPE SMELL YA LATER” and his wife called and was all “MY HUSBAND IS AN IDIOT” and I was all
24 7 / 2014
"We can’t keep you in the hospital just because you’re a racist"-what a co-worker suggested I say to a dude who is refusing an outpatient dialysis spot because of the neighborhood it’s in
22 7 / 2014
I went to see Mamma Mia! with my mom because we’re rubes.
She got upset that they weren’t gonna do Waterloo but they did
Then I bought a bunch of clothing from Old Navy because BIRTHDAY